Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Now That The Border Is Fixed

Wow, it's finally done. The US/Mexican border problem has been fixed by Donald Trump. Tough negotiations with Mexico did it I guess. In addition we didn't have to build a wall and they didn't need to pay for it. Some of the solution is secret but I'm sure we'll find out eventually. So now we can release all of those families, reunite children with parents and tear down those cages and camps. Boy it feels good to be an American. I'm certainly glad those tariffs are off the table, at least for now. Of course they can be brought back at any time according to the President and that'll show the Mexicans whose boss. As Americans we know how to handle the pain we hand off to other countries. We've done it before and we'll certainly do it again. Whatever it takes, tariffs, consumer price increases, higher taxes, a recession, a broken economy and if nothing else works good old war.

So there we have it. Everything is fine. The Democrats can continue to pass legislation that the Senate won't agree to and that the President will never sign. Mitch McConnell can continue to appoint judges from a list of people who don't seem to have much judicial experience or acumen.

The best news is that we can stop all of these debates and town halls with 23 or is it 24 opposition candidates. What's the need at this point.

So pack away your pink hats, your Resist t-shirts, sweats and signs. Everything is fine in America. Donald Trump has once again made one hell of a deal. Critics be damned. The emperor does have clothes and aren't they pretty?




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